Yikes, my wool socks have been eaten and I have no toes left not to mention the fact that the stretchy elastic part has been shredded with a pair of sharp teeth. Ok, so whom did laundry last time and why are my socks in this disgusting condition? Oh my Girls Socks! Oh you bet I do and while I am at it I want to find out if the agitator is on the fritz and chewing up my woolies and/or shredding my elastic bits.

I bet I could just get a new pair of socks online right now, but I want to find out who ate my socks and the make them pay for the new pairs. My goodness, it’s strange, but these holes are in a pattern like a dog bite and that would mean my sock-snatching dog was up to her old tricks again. No, that couldn’t be the Heeler, as she never has access to my socks unless she pinches them off the floor by the bed. I bet someone left my socks out where the dogs got them, and they decided it might be a grand idea to play tug of war with them and shred them in the process. I need to travel and a Marrakech Holiday

I am sure one of the five dogs made these holes because of the spot where they were chewed out. Looks like it might be time to take a wander on down to the laundry room and find out who did the socks last week and ask them if they noticed my socks were shredded or not. This serves me right for wishing that someone else would do the socks and when they do, they don’t even notice that I have holes big enough to shove a whole fist through them. Where are my Over The knee Socks? These socks are done for that’s for sure and that is sad because this was my favorite pair to being with. I’d bet the guilty dog has wool fuzz on her bed, and if I went to look, it wouldn’t be hard to figure out whom the bandit is that shredded my woolies. I suppose I could just log online and buy myself another nice pair or two of woolies at my fave socks website, but I honestly have to admit that the suspense is about to do me in. I just bet that sneaky Spaniel swiped the socks out of the laundry basket. Bet it was my sister who did the socks, as she is always on the cell phone not paying attention to what the dogs are doing. Ok, that’s the absolute limit.

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